1. bunny-the-lifeguard:

    I don’t know why this is so funny but I legit just laughed for probably 10 minutes straight oh my god

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via bemineunderthestars)

  2. (Source: fourxleafxclover, via scottish)

  3. sluttiest-virgin:

    the-elderscrolls:

    Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

    Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

    The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

    During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

    Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

    FUCK

    (via scottish)

    myutsuu:

    thehotgirlproject:

    the-gingerdancer:

    papayadog:

    scandalous

     i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

    SCANDALOUS!

    never not funny

    (Source: yousaytheydontcare, via scottish)

  4. My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

    necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

  5. kkristoff:

    I can’t begin to explain my love this picture.

    (via psychocunt5000)

  6. nonomella:

    my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

    so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

    (via karmasshadowknight)

  7. fartgallery:

    themeaninginmusic:

    fartgallery:

    god dammit i fell off the bus with my groceries when i was getting out and my bag broke and the bus ran over my lettuce fml my life

    fml = fuck my lettuce

    YOU KEEP YOUR GENITALS AWAY FROM MY DEAD LETTUCE

  8. have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

    (Source: sunndogg, via vollidioten)

    supamuthafuckinvillain:

    blaquezilla:

    pinkcookiedimples:

    Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

    Bliss

    This ruined me.

    (via broken-enochian)

  9. a-dur:

    onefitmodel:

    realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

    image

    realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

    image

    (via acid-lithium)

  10. burgrs:

    DID YOU KNOW: WHEN U KNOCK ON SOMEONE’S BEDROOM DOOR UR NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT AFTER U KNOCK WHAT KIND OF WARNING IS THAT IF IM IN THE NUDE IM NOT GIONG TO BE ABLE TO PUT CLOTHES ON IN 0.2 SECONDS U PIECE OF SHIT WAIT UNTIL I SAY U CAN COME IN

    (via acid-lithium)

  11. sexhaver:

    i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

    (via lazar3tto)



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